Showing posts with label Monkey Shines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monkey Shines. Show all posts

Friday, May 16, 2014

Shitty 80's Horror Movie Review: Monkey Shines

MONKEYS!

Monkey Shines (1988)

For some reason, I always thought that the movie Monkey Shines was the one about the little toy monkey with the cymbals and when ever he crashed the cymbals together, someone died. I was sadly mistaken. No evil toy monkeys for me.

I get a real one!

My favorite animal in the whole wide world (and the one that I would totally get if I could) is the capuchin monkey. They are so tiny and so cute!

...And could potentially kill me by biting my face off!

Or, you know, taking over my wheelchair and stuff.