I don't really know what to put here. I like to read and write. I like crappy horror movies and obsessing over TV shows. I have a video blog that I never keep up with and I wish people would talk to me. That's about it.
Showing posts with label Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Show all posts
Friday, May 23, 2014
Shitty 80's Horror Movie Review: Killer Klowns From Outer Space
THIS MOVIE WAS FANTASTIC!
I watched it while I was intoxicated and could not stop laughing. And I hate clowns!
And the music was spectacular.
At some point, I'm pretty sure I texted my friend and said that I was going to scare sober!me by making a really creepy close-ups picture of one of the clowns as my background and then when I woke up (not remembering anything) I would piss myself when I turned on my computer.
...As it turned out, she talked me out of it, but I still had a ton of screen caps on my desktop and I texted her the next day:
I also apparently claimed that I was going to rewrite the script for the movie to make it more modern and then send it to Tim Burton and insist he be as dark and R-rated as he could be with it. And I think I cast the key roles of the movie as well. Something about Johnny Depp being the ice cream truck and Armie Hammer as the police chief or something.
I am completely awesome when I am not in my right mind.
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