I don't really know what to put here. I like to read and write. I like crappy horror movies and obsessing over TV shows. I have a video blog that I never keep up with and I wish people would talk to me. That's about it.
Friday, May 23, 2014
Shitty 80's Horror Movie Review: Killer Klowns From Outer Space
THIS MOVIE WAS FANTASTIC!
I watched it while I was intoxicated and could not stop laughing. And I hate clowns!
And the music was spectacular.
At some point, I'm pretty sure I texted my friend and said that I was going to scare sober!me by making a really creepy close-ups picture of one of the clowns as my background and then when I woke up (not remembering anything) I would piss myself when I turned on my computer.
...As it turned out, she talked me out of it, but I still had a ton of screen caps on my desktop and I texted her the next day:
I also apparently claimed that I was going to rewrite the script for the movie to make it more modern and then send it to Tim Burton and insist he be as dark and R-rated as he could be with it. And I think I cast the key roles of the movie as well. Something about Johnny Depp being the ice cream truck and Armie Hammer as the police chief or something.
I am completely awesome when I am not in my right mind.
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